Let me back up a little here. Let you take the trunk section pull down seat in the
blue '79 Caprice Station-Wagon that faces the "rear" window; but since you have let
me back-up a little here now you see bumperstickers where it was meant you'd see
windshields and I am stepping on it. You find it funny and worrisome at once, for this
is not rear-wheel drive, and my acceleration in reverse gear is galloping - over the raised
and bumpy railroad tracks and the Caprice goes airborne like some nissan major motion
heckuva hunkova ram tough truck commercial and your pants are pissed, you have stopped
breathing and your adrenals could work no better if a flaming volkswagen beetle had to be lifted
to save your own little bundle of joy, for I have not even turned my head to see the road
in front of you; I am using the rearview mirror - this is what I meant by let me back up a
little - don't worry it is a lightly travelled straight and mostly flat road lined with
a lot of nothing but the occasional telephone pole to crash into should I lose
control, I won't, I keep promising, reassuring it is almost impossible to roll one of these
Caprice Station-Wagons without a steep embankment -
I did not want to scare you though and I feel bad about the excitement upon your
bladder, how pale you've gone, so now we are coasting. You take a deep breath, and I
appreciate this as most of all it is audience that I want for this little backing up of mine.
Why don't we visit the drive-thru just like this you go first I'll let the electric window
down and would you order me a small chocolate shake along with whatever you'd like.
Do not try to escape or I will close the electric window on you, its one of the few things
General Motors was doing right in 79 and you would be wise to take my word for the
python like grip the window-crank-motor is capable of stopping you with, just like
this, go ahead get yourself some fries if you like and we'll get back to letting me back up
a little bit oh thank you it is the greatest gift a person can give you know to an unforward
looking person such as I, letting me back up a little, thank you, go ahead, buckle up and