For melting glaciers is my business, and filling 85 gallon
rolling plastic "toters" on a twice weekly basis with non renewable
resources the "markit" calls useless

For things are produced and called goods and then they are
marked with prices.

For prices are made of dollars

For dollars are made of labor exchanged

For just buy another and this will be good for the "economy"

For the "economy" does not mean economy but ones inalienable freedom
and liberty to the purchase of happiness and in this I am coached
by the Advertisements that fill my ears and eyes with taunts and cajolery
out to demean, impugn, incite and probable ridicule should I not own this

For folks at prices like this supplies will not last and you should buy two
or five.

For if you ACT NOW we will include at no extra charge the effortless orange peeler, that's right, nothing but the fruit in seconds and you will wonder:
how had I ever done without it?

For that is not all